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Minecraft The N00b Adventures Part 3 - Cavern Chaos
N00bly and his Golden Sword



Weapon of choice

Diamond Sword

Current Status


First appearance:

So Blocky,So Cool

Latest Appearance

A Milky Situation.

"I'm N00bly, who are you?" - N00bly to Fart Garfunkel and " Snake"

Noobly (stylized as N00bly) is the main protagonist of the series. He is the least experienced in Minecraft, but is the one who usually solves most of the gang's problem they've encountered. He is the leader of his friends and their resistance against Gaylord Steambath.

History Edit

Before the series, N00bly bought the game and went to a server with a good reputation.

During his first experience in the game in the server, he was in a plain biome. He was at first shocked by the grandeur of the game, but then decided it was cool and began to be dazzled by it. Then, two strangers, Snake and Fart Garfunkel, popped out of the ground. After a brief introduction, he quickly befriended the two and, with his two new friends, began looking for the city.

However, night was almost about to fall so he, along with Fart, began searching for building supplies. From there, the trio began construction of their shelter to protect them from the mobs. Sadly it left much to desire from a building standpoint and could have been described as noob-ish.

When night fell, the trio were under attacked by mobs, with N00bly saving Fart's life with a golden apple that the latter had not realized would restore his HP. The trio was then able to hold them off, until a creeper managed to get to their shelter and made a hole in one of the walls. N00bly quickly discovered a cave under their shelter with the quick use of his shovel, and saved all of their hides.

Going through the cave, they quickly found themselves lost. However, through their aimless wandering they found a room with useful loot. It was there he got his first signature weapon, a golden sword. However, Snake and Fart both realized the room had a mob spawner and all were chased by the zombies from it. They managed to break off a wooden wall, which had danger signs about the room on the other side, and escaped the zombies through some tracks. They escaped the cave and landed in a pool of water from which they were able to see the City N00bly was looking for in the first place.

N00bly, along with his friends, went into the city and were immediately greeted by Gaylord Steambath, a mysterious and over the top administrator. With permission from Steambath, he slept in one of the homes while his friends explored and worked on their own personal projects. That is until he was awoken by Pwny_Rainb0w, another player whom asked him to meet her outside.

Obeying her orders he met her outside and she filled him in on Gaylord's past actions as administrator (consisting of griefing his fellow Minecraftians and then banishing the entire town to the nether) and thus why the city is empty. Shortly after this revelation Fart and Snake arrive complaining about Gaylord ruining their work. However before any actual progress can be made by the group, Pwny is shot three times in the back with arrows fired by Gaylord. After Pwny was killed by Gaylord, the remaining three decided to take him down, though not without getting better supplies (as all they had was coal, a bucket, some arrows, a golden sword, a compass and a clock). To bide for time the group come up with a plan, while he and Fart would look for supplies, Snake would try to distract Gaylord.

During the search, Fart asked N00bly to guard the exterior of a cave he was mining in, which he agreed. When it was sunset, he saw an Enderman, though believed it to be an illusion. He was then attacked by a jockey and two skeletons, with him retreating back to the cave. With Fart, they barricaded the opening and waited until day came. After a large amount of time had passed, they decided to check outside, as N00bly forgot to bring the clock. When they opened up the gravel barricade they made all they could see was a single Enderman standing before them, but, it quickly disappeared. Shortly thereafter it reappeared directly in front of them and began attacking them for quite some time before another young player Yodamorpheus saved them.


His appearance is quite exactly like Steve, except the hair and skin color.

Personality and SkillsEdit

Despite his unfamiliarity with the game, he seems to have a creative thought process and is quick on his feet. Showing immediate dislike of Gaylord, he knew better than to kill him on the spot as he was way too powerful to just attack rashfully, choosing to prepare himself beforehand. This demonstrates a sense of precognition seen in most group leaders.

He is also quite the quick learner, as he takes in all of the teachings of YoDa and applies it to future scenes, becoming adept with a sword and a bow.

He is kind and friendly, though will not hesitate to hate anyone who harms him, his friends, or any innocent player/NPC villager. He is morally good, as he refused to let Gaylord get away with all the shit he has done and letting the zombies have Boner. He is quite tolerant with Fart, but does at times gets annoyed by him, but not to the point of hating him.

He usually agrees with Snake on many matters, but when it comes to combat, his only partner is Fart, as they both make a pow of a fighting force.

He favors close combat and comes to proficiency with a sword, thanks to YoDa. He is now an excellent sword user, being able to match the strength of countless mobs and a hacker's cheats. He is also quick to think up a solution to problems he and his friends have to face.

He is the unofficial leader of his friends and is also quite intelligent.


  • His name is based off from the word noob, a gaming term referring to a novice or beginner, sometimes used as insult, though N00bly is far from being a novice.
  • He resembles Steve the most out of his friends, except the skin and hair color.
  • He just bought the game but that fact is that he is a very pro player when he just began

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