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May 11, 2011-present
Ep.1 "So Blocky, So Cool": Pooploser 69 (who prefers to be called Snake), and Fart Garfunkel have been hiding from a horde of zombies overnight. They meet Noobly after barricading themselves in the ground. After some hasty introductions, they all decide to head for a highly populated community East of the spawn point, which Noobly had heard of before he joined the server. Later, when the sun is setting, they all get resources to build a shelter to defend themselves from the mobs. They finish the shelter, but Noobly asks if they have any materials left for the roof. Just before the credits roll, a zombie's growl is heard.
Ep.2 "Under a Creeping Moon": Monsters attack that night, with a pair of skeletons, hordes of zombies and roughly two spiders participating in the assault. In the first assault, Fart is hit with an arrow from a skeleton and is mortally wounded (rather curious, as he appeared to be at full health at the start of the attack), falling to the floor. Noobly rushes to help him and extricates the arrow, but Fart decides to respawn, handing Noobly all the items in his inventory. Noobly finds a golden apple amidst Fart's items, and offers it to him, saving his life. Once he has donned his signature shades, Fart rushes up to the battlements of the house, takes Snake's bow and fights off the mobs with incredible speed and accuracy. Noobly fights off the zombies with Fart's shovel, and Snake beats away the spiders with his bare hands. It seems that the group could possibly survive the night, but for the arrival of a Creeper, which Fart is unable to kill with his bow, due to "connection problems". The Creeper blows up part of the wall, allowing the mobs to enter. Noobly uses the shovel and digs into a cave, allowing them to escape. Fart praises Noobly on his quick thinking, and Snake illuminates the cave with a torch, revealing a massive cave system.
(Ep.4) The group settles in, Fart finally commencing work on his rollercoaster (which was his intention from the very start of the show), Snake working on his pixel art and Noobly slumbering. Steambath visits Fart's rollercoaster, blowing it up, then Snake's pixel art, setting it on fire. When Snake furiously asks for Steambath's motive, Steambath states "Entertainment, my dear sir, entertainment! The show must go on!". While inexplicably sleeping, Noobly is visited by the female Minecraft player Pwny Rainb0w, who warns him, along with Fart and Snake, who arrive later, to leave the server immediately. She explains the server's past: the server used to be extremely popular and peaceful, until Gaylord Steambath was given operating power over the server, and began griefing everyone's constuctions. Many attempted to kill the Steambath, but his infinite supplies of diamond armor and swords, cooked porkchops, and golden apples was what allowed him to easily kill them. He then teleported the rebellious players underground, and blew them apart with dynamite. The rest he exiled into the Nether, at the mercy of the Ghasts. Fart, however, is more suprised at the fact that girls play Minecraft instead of "Barbie Baby Maker", a source of irritation for Pwny. All of a sudden, Pwny is mudered by Steambath with a bow, who then bans her from the server. Exposed, Steambath states this: he will not blow them up or exile them to the Nether, in exchange that they continue to create structures, which he will destroy, in accordance with his habits. Noobly, on behalf of the group, reluctantly agrees. Once Steambath has disappeared, Snake and Fart gang up on Noobly for agreeing, but Noobly reveals that he only agreed so they can gather supplies against Steambath, so to kill him and teach him a lesson.
(Ep.5) It is revealed that the group is greatly underprepared and understocked (only having 1 shovel, 1 sword, 1 pickaxe, 2 bows, coal, arrows, 1 bucket, 1 compass, and 1 clock [and a cooked pork chop that Fart found on the ground]). Noobly and Fart agree to leave in search of diamonds, while Snake stalls Steambath. The instant Noobly and Fart take their leave, Steambath teleports Snake to him, forcing him to create pixel art for him to destroy. Meanwhile, in the wilderness, Fart discovers a cave to mine in. Noobly agrees to stand guard, and eventually, night falls. Noobly sees an Enderman, which disappears when he looks away. The cave entrance is then attacked by 2 skeletons and a spiderjockey. Noobly and Fart quickly block up the entrance to the cave. Once they are inside, Fart breaks his pickaxe in a renewed vigour for diamonds. The pair whittle away the time by listening to Fart talk about his experiences in Call of Duty. Noobly suddenly realises that he has forgotten the clock, and checks the barricade to see if daylight has broken, only to see the Enderman, who gets closer when he diverts his attention to call Fart. The Enderman suddenly appears at the barricade, leaving the episode on a cliffhanger. (Ep.6)Snake has built several pixel arts for Steambath to destroy, who suddenly teleports to Noobly and Fart, stealing their bucket, which could be a critical tool against the Enderman. Upon returning to Snake, Steambath cryptically informs him that they are having "buckets of fun". Noobly and Fart prepare to fight the Enderman as it gets past their barricade, but as soon as it enters, it teleports again. Fart throws away his shovel in relief, just as the Enderman appears behind them. Fortunately, they are saved by 6-7 year old veteran player YoDa_MoRpHeUs, who, after killing the Enderman, states that while he avoids any contact with "corrupt individuals", (eg.Steambath) and that he will allow them to mine diamonds from a cave that he has found, in exchange that they help him clean it out of mobs. They enter the cave, fighting through 4 zombies (which YoDa dismembers all by himself, and which Fart foolishly eats the rotting flesh of, mistaking it for beef jerky), a group of skeletons on a ledge (which allows Noobly to figure out use of the bow) and a huge slime (which Fart keeps beating with his shovel, long after it is dead). They find a Stronghold, (Ep.7) and enter, where YoDa uses an Eye of Ender he obtained from the dead Enderman to seek an Ender portal. As they travel through the stronghold, Fart explains to Noobly the reason behind Snake's username: he believed that it was a hack that would gain him infinite diamonds, but really just a hoax which made him look stupid.
"It's kind of a funny story. He thought it was a cheat code for infinite diamonds. So he typed it in, and screwed himself over." - Fart Garfunkel
Meanwhile, Steambath has worked Snake to exhaustion, and pushes the line when he calls him his username, causing Snake to call him an "asshole". Apparently insulted by Snake's use of profanity, Steambath seems to get angry, but then cools down and allows Snake to return to N00bly and Fart. But Steambath does hint that he want the group to return. Upon appearing, Snake begs them for food, and Fart gives him the porkchop, quelling his hunger. YoDa then leads the group to an Ender portal, and states that the choice is theirs if they wish to enter. Despite Snake being initially cautious and doubtful about the possible risk and definite uncertainty, Fart immediately enters, wearing his signature shades, followed by YoDa, then Noobly and Snake. They arrive in the End, where several Endermen are present. However, just as they are about to attack, they suddenly flee, for the appearance of the Enderdragon. As it swoops in on them, Fart puts his shades back on, stating "well boys, it looks like this is... the End".
Note: On Cartoon Network, all of the cuss words were removed.
(Ep.8)As the Enderdragon swoops them, the group wonders how they can kill the Enderdragon. YoDa shoots the Enderdragon with an arrow, which is soon healed by an obsidian tower's healing crystal. Understanding that the crystal is preventing them from killing the dragon, they split up, with Noobly and YoDa fending off the dragon from the group, while Fart and Snake head to the top of the tower, to find some means of destroying the crystal. Upon reaching the top, Snake wonders how they can destroy the crystal, but Fart cuts to the chase and shoots it with his bow, causing it to explode and nearly kill them. The dragon then starts attacking Fart and Snake, just as Fart runs out of ammunition. Noobly quickly hurries to their assistance, but breaks his golden sword in the process. However, they are saved by YoDa_MoRpHeUs, who airshots the dragon, causing it to run away. Noobly, Fart and Snake coordinate themselves into a firing line on top of the tower, firing their arrows almost simultaneously into the dragon's eyes as it charges at them. This kills the dragon, and they head back down to the exit, where Fart grabs the egg. They then head for home, Fart leaving last, to punch a hostile Enderman in the groin. They watch the credits, and once they finish, Fart is in a traumatic state believing that he "is love". Snake also comments that he feels enlightened. They quickly discover diamonds in a chest right next to them, and collect them. As they leave, YoDa states that he now has to leave, as he has just been grounded in the real world. As he leaves, he states "to defeat a griefer, you must not play his game". He then leaves the server. The group suddenly realise that they have no idea where they are.
(Ep.9) They soon find an NPC village where players would grind for XP before Steambath came to power.The Villagers make a deal with our heroes,defend the village from the mobs and villagers will give them access to a map.The trio accepts.They each get a individual job.N00bly mining,Fart looking for food,and Snake making tools and armor.Snake soon finds a hidden workspace where a player was building what seemed to be an iron golem, but ran short of iron.Snake brings the ingrediants for the iron golem to the surface.N00bly gives Snake the iron he mined.The trio then decides to get started on the wall around the village,but night comes before they can finish the wall.
N00bly, Fart, and Snake start defending the village while the mobs attack. While Snake uses his bow and arrows to defend the village with his archery, N00bly fights with his diamond sword and Fart uses Des Cartes for a mount. Fart heads to fight a Spider Jockey, but a Creeper gets between them and kills Des Cartes, leaving Fart in sadness. Snake builds an Iron Golem and finishes the wall. The Iron Golem quickly defeats the mobs with our heroes' help and they save the village. The villagers give the heroes a map, but all they find on it is an odd shape. After Fart remarks about how fast the villagers "procreate", he pats the little boy on the head. The boy overreacts and complains that Fart is touching him. The villagers chase our heroes away and our heroes head for the shape.
On the way, our heroes find an abandoned tower and explore it. All of a sudden, someone jumps the heroes and interrogates them about who they are. They explain who they are and the person introduces himself as Milky_Dad. He brings them to have a "party" in which Fart hilariously drinks a Nausea potion. In his daze of confusion, Gaylord Steambath teleports Fart to his newly built course.
Fart passes parts of the course while our other heroes try to find him. Fart asks if he's done yet, in which Gaylord Steambath, apparently amused, replies no. Farts enters the next course and the other heroes find a witch hut.
(Ep 14)Milky_Dad enters the witch hut to have a witch throw a potion into his eyes. While Milky_Dad grumbles to himself, Gaylord teleports Milky to him. Gaylord gives Milky_Dad a deal: help kill our heroes and be set free. Milky_Dad accepts, looking through the glass at Fart. Fart thinks that Milky is there to save him at first, but notices what's really going on. Milky presses the button to send Fart into the void and Fart falls yelling "Dude, you're a Diiiiiiiiiiicckk!" Gaylord Steambath started laughing like a maniac. Meanwhile, Snake and Noobly get into the witch's hut, finding out she isn't there, or so it seems. Pooploser_69 picked up Milky_Dad's enchanted iron sword.The witch climbs off the roof of the hut behind them leaving the episode off, again, in a cliffhanger.
Note: In the Cartoon Network version, when Fart falls into the hole, the obscene phrase is removed from the episode.
(Ep 15)The Witch enters her home and throws potions of damage at Noobly and Snake. Noobly and Snake came to apologise to the witch. They started a conversation. Noobly and Snake made a new name for the witch. The witch's expression of her very own new name "Uglina" was delighted. She was so delighted that she throws splash potions of damage everywhere near Noobly and Snake. Noobly and Snake came to the village where Uglina said. Milky_Dad and Gaylord Steambath had a conversation about sneakingly killing Noobly and Snake without getting noticed. Gaylord Steambath teleports Milky_Dad back to Noobly and Snake. Noobly and Snake went to explore the abandoned village while Milky_Dad is creating a wither. Milky_Dad shouts out for Snake to come and look at the wither. Snake was shocked and it turns out that Milky_Dad betrayed his group. Milky_Dad safely escapes by drinking an invisibility potion. Snake runs away along with Noobly as the wither enlarges and explodes. The episode ends along with a cliffhanger! After the credits in Gaylord's Mansion, it turns out that Fart Garfunkel did survive the fall wounded. What will happened next.....................
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In episode 16: witherphobia, Fart and nobly are trapped in a cave with the wither blocking them. Meanwhile, it turns out fart was trapped in a web, which stopped his death in the pit. However, his celebrations are cut short, when he finds that he is in a mineshaft, and sees a cave spider spawner, which spawns several spiders, which he all slays. Gaylord is watching him, and spawns an enderman, which dart dock punches, so the enderman is to scared to attack. While gaylord is laughing, fart climbs the ladder to him, and punches him. Gaylord hastily teleports him to his friends. With new hope in his arrivel, they now are on the offensive...
In episode 17: fight or flight, snake is about to distract the wither with fireworks he found in the dirt town, while noobly and fart escape, but first he trades milkydads 'irene' for a leather tunic, vowing to shove it up his blocky asshole. they do the plan. The wither fires at snake, covering him in gravel, and Perseus the two. Snake digs out and goes to help the other two. Fart and noobly fire arrows at the wither, until they have to jump over a ravine. Fart manages, but the wither destroys the platform noobly is standing on, causing him to fall in. He uses an ender pearl to teleport out, and explains it to fart. Pooploser cathes them up and fires more arrows, before the winter hits him with a skull. Fart throws a snowball at the wither in a last ditch attempt to harm it before running out of ideas. Before the wither can kill them, uglina the witch appears at the last moment, to disable the wither long enought for fart and noobly to stab it, and for snake to fire the arrow that kills it. Fart and uglina have a bit of a falling out, and noobly and snake see a horse in the distance...
in episode 18, noobly and snake investigate the horse they saw in the previous episode. Nearby, is a pile of stuff, arrows, coal, torches, a map and a book m. There is also a name tag, with Boner written on it, indicating the horses name is Boner. Meanwhile, uglina is persueing fart garfunkle, hurting him with potions. However, they find that milky dad tried to kill them both, and uglina leaves him alone, if he kills milky dad. She goes home, and fart rejoins the group. He likes the horse, and finds his name hilarious. The trio decide to find shelter. Meanwhile, milky dad is lost, and gaylord hasn't teleported him home yet. He is about to be killed by the mob squad, but is teleported home in the nick of time. Gaylird informs him the wither failed to kill him, and he has feature endeveres for him. The episode ends with him laughing evily...
In episode 19, milkydad is seen making invisiblity potions, for his new master, gaylord steambath, as they taste better when brewed instead of given to him via commands. Gaylord tells milky dad he intends to finish off the three rebels himself, while milky dad wires up fappington manor. Meanwhile, the three and boner are in a cave waiting until morning. They read the book they found, which turns out to be a journal of events starting from when gaylord took over the server, by none other than the youtuber antvenom. He tells the story of how gaylord griefed the town, and although they fought bravely, anyone (including yodamorpheus an pwny rainbow) still alive started to retreat. The next day, no one wanted to fight gaylord, so antvenom decided to do it alone. He found a village, and told the villagers he would protect the village if they let him mine for ores. The villagers warned him not to, telling him no player that went down there ever returned, but antvenom ignores their warnings. However, after a while, he became aware of a presence. He then seemed to go mad, and the rest of the book was gibberish. The three decided to find the village, and started to travel all day, encountering new biomes released in 1.7. They find the village near a clay mountains biome, and find it heavily rigged with TNT, and deserted, save the zombies that were once villagers. However, while saving themselves, a trap causes snake and fart garfunkle to be trapped in a cave, while noobly went back for boner. Fart is superstitious, but snake reassures him, saying there are no ghosts in minecraft. Ironicly, you then see a Steve head watch them, with glowing white eyes. Herobrine...
In episode 20, Noobly is seen on his horse galloping away from a mob of zombies and skeletons, not noticing that Gaylord Steambath teleported to him, drinking an invisibility potion and making himself unseen. The mobs pass him, but the skeleton last in the mob is stabbed by Gaylord. Gaylord takes a bow and follows Noobly. Meanwhile in the cave, Snake is nervous about the mysterious Herobrine after reading an article on the Minecraft Wiki. Fart assures him that it's just a fake story, but doesn't notice the pair of white, glowing eyes stalking them. Noobly is hit with an arrow by Gaylord in the diamond armor. Noobly is continued to be fired upon by arrows, but falls off his horse after an arrow hits his horse and the horse gallops away. Noobly and Gaylord have a conversation, while Gaylord begins drinking more and more potions and annoying Noobly by tricking him with Gaylord's voice and arrows. Snake and Fart hear a nearby sound and find the pair of white, glowing eyes again in the shadows behind them. This frightens Fart and Snake and they both run away. Unfortunately, Snake becomes lost in his own part of the mine, Fart going in his own direction. Soon, Snake ends up in a stone wall full of coal, but turns around to see Herobrine. Snake screams off-screen, unknown of what has happened to Snake. Meanwhile, Fart ends up falls down stone stairs and finding a large room full of murdered mobs, blood everywhere. Fart notices a large chest and begins taking all the contents of the chest for himself, not noticing Herobrine behind him.